yeahcarlos: I HATE YOU

YOU LOVE ME. But we never talk much anymore, so now I just hate you.

These are a few of my favorite thinnngss ~

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Anonymous: Maybe you could just put nudes/porn on this blog in addition to your musings? Kill two birds with one...blog.

That won’t happen. No nudes of me shall be posted unless they were professionally taken. While I’m, for the most part, confident in my body, I won’t take low-quality pictures in the nude of myself. I’d rather express it as it deserves to be expressed fully, which is through artistic expression. Photography is an art, and so is the human body. That being said, I would really appreciate girls sending me tit pics at any time I do not care what anyone else does with their body. I love tits and vaginas. 

Anonymous: Unf that picture. I wish you were a nude model or something. Gorgeous.

Why thank you. I’m rather flattered, my dear.

Anonymous: Would you ever do a porn blog?

I would, if I actually ever kept up with my own blog. But alas, I go in and out of social networking like it’s fashion.

What did the one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

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And in that moment, I swear we were

fuck you.

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My lyf

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Tits

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I don’t ask for much…

But goddammit when I don’t get what I ask for I want to rip your goddamn head off, you fucking cunt whore bitch-munching prick.

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Just watched this episode last night. So wonderful.

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loweryourstandards:

Using the phrase “U mad bro?” is a pretty good indicator that you’re the kind of person no one wants to be around