YOU LOVE ME. But we never talk much anymore, so now I just hate you.
That won’t happen. No nudes of me shall be posted unless they were professionally taken. While I’m, for the most part, confident in my body, I won’t take low-quality pictures in the nude of myself. I’d rather express it as it deserves to be expressed fully, which is through artistic expression. Photography is an art, and so is the human body. That being said, I would really appreciate girls sending me tit pics at any time I do not care what anyone else does with their body. I love tits and vaginas.
Why thank you. I’m rather flattered, my dear.
I would, if I actually ever kept up with my own blog. But alas, I go in and out of social networking like it’s fashion.
What did the one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
I don’t ask for much…
But goddammit when I don’t get what I ask for I want to rip your goddamn head off, you fucking cunt whore bitch-munching prick.
Using the phrase “U mad bro?” is a pretty good indicator that you’re the kind of person no one wants to be around